It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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