saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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