hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
be right there i have to get my cape
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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