That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
