there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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