There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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