Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I need to stop coming to work sober
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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