Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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