i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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