I CAN MOONWALK!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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