It's a beautiful day for a hangover
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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