People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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