Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
