You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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