Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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