I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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