I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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