it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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