Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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