video games are the ultimate cock blocker
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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