The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I still have a little drunk in my system
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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