If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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