I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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