whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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