Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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