woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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