You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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