Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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