You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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