:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
and you said cock pushups were impossible
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
