There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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