Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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