no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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