i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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