He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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