Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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