I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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