Please, let me fuck your mom
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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