I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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