I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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