woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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