I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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