we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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