did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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