doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
