was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
