pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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