What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
