Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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