carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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